I’ve seen more writing by native speaker (or non-non-native speaker) students than non-native speakers recently, for the first time in maybe 12 years. I have to say, native speaker errors are to non-native speaker errors what economic depressions are to lost wallets. The roots of the issues stretch downward through Bloom’s taxonomy until you’re unsure whether you should start your critique with “this subject and this verb don’t match” or “things that are not can’t be“.
Here are some examples, paraphrased and otherwise altered for the students’ sakes of course.
“The numbers are frightening how many guns there are.”
Okay, so some of the legitimate uses of it’s to start a sentence imply that it’s okay not to have a clear referent for every pronoun (there’s another example). Some students take the common injunction not to let pronouns slide by without definition as an injunction to replace every pronoun with a noun phrase, as in the above sentence. The problem is, it’s frightening how many guns there are is a passable use of… dang, I forgot the technical term for this, but it’s when you cataphorically define the pronoun subject it later in the same sentence, like it’s fun to travel. I’m not really sure why this usage of it is is kosher in formal writing, but clearly many students think it isn’t and are willing to sacrifice logic to avoid using it.
“When I make friends it helps me to expand my circle of friends.”
For some reason people seem to feel like an adverbial is a more elegant way of introducing a subject than simply naming it. I see a lot of sentences that start with a subordinate clause, and then have it as the subject of the main clause where it means “the content of the subordinate clause”. Many of these also feature circularity as in the above example. The problem for me is how to explain that the adverbial really should just be the subject (“making friends helps…”) without sounding pedantic or condescending.
Lists composed of nouns, have unlike parts, and last contained another unlike part.
Of all the errors I see in native speaker writing, this is the most familiar to me. My Japanese students were similarly confused about the usual symmetry required when splitting a syntactic tree with a conjunction like and. The thing is, I think it takes a brain unusually attuned to structure to be able to understand an explanation of this in explicit terms – most people probably get it just from reading a lot. I’ve had limited success diagramming sentences like “I bought him a coat and umbrella” or “I bought him a coat and her a scarf” to show why “I bought him a coat and a hat for myself” is ungrammatical (or at least a confusing garden path).
If I could choose a single lexical item that portends a badly written essay, it’d be effective, as in “the author effectively establishes mood throughout the story”. Many students interpret the word how in their teachers’ “describe how author X does Y in story Z” like an Olympic skating judge and simply rate it on a scale of “badly” to “very effectively”. How does Charles Dickens use dialect to illustrate his characters’ social class? Effectively! A gold star for you, Dickens! This relates to the problem of meta-theses outlined below in that it actually says nothing but announces that something will be said. I’ve tried to avoid using “effective” in my criticism as a result of noticing this, as well as its polar opposite, awkward, the go-to criticism for proofreaders unable to describe grammar except to other people as smart as they are.
I would have been extremely happy if my students in Japan had used any adverbials at all besides “when S V”. To the contrary, native-speaking American kids are so loosey-goosey with modifiers that often the interval between periods seems to have nothing but modifiers treading water, having given up on the dream of firmament. This being a problem, since grammar to be corrected.
Comma splices are everywhere, I don’t always even bother to correct them.
I’ve even started noticing myself making them sometimes, they have started slipping under the radar.
I think I did this back in junior high – used the space normally reserved for a thesis to announce that I had a thesis. This can take several forms:
- “The thesis of this paper is…” Not terrible if what follows is still a thesis.
- “This paper will cover these topics…” The supporting topics are left standing like Greek ruins consisting of columns with no pediment.
- “How does Dickens use dialect to show social class?” Good question, when your teacher asked you to write about it.
- “Dickens uses dialect to show social class very effectively.”